Lets Go Jaywalking is a free, ostensibly flash-based game online about jaywalking. you try to get as many people out of 25 as possible across a multi-lane highway, with the help of evaporating traffic cones and magical floating speed-boots. As you might imagine, this makes for some absolute chaos, especially given the blood and ragdoll implementations.
The game itself is fun as hell. You can take the .swf (or whatever the hell it is) right off the internet and play it offline, too. Great time killer, and the raw silliness of it just adds to the fun (hey, let's see how much of the road we can repaint with one guy's face...) Yeah, it can get pretty bad.
NOW I'd like to talk about JAYWALKING ITSELF. You goddamn college students. Just because you have the right of way doesn't mean the front of my damn car won't smash you into hundreds of bloody, squishy bits that some poor bastard at Public Works will have to clean up. THE LAW OF BERKELEY ROADS DOES NOT IN ANY WAY PROTECT YOU FROM THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. People, find a college student near you and tell them to get off the road, or Ingemar WILL hit them, and not even entirely on purpose. Stop walking into the middle of the damn street and then stop to check your phone. You are a hindrance to humanity as a whole.
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Anyway, you can find the game here:
http://www.gamesbutler.com/game/16072/Let%27s_Go_Jaywalking/
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